Delusional cripple trying to save the world but needs help (SE HABLA ESPANOL)

Due to a very unfortunate encounter with a particularly sassy hag deep in the woods of Connecticut… I was left to become what modern times calls quadriplegic. One of the better parts about not moving from the neck down is you don't have to do anything for yourself. One of the lamest parts about not moving from the neck down is you can't do anything for yourself. This aspect of it can be particularly difficult especially if you are a crazy person who wants to save the world. (See Don Quixote to know how that turns out.) But for some reason I still want to try and so I find myself looking for an equally Delusional person to help me on such quests to save the world… or take over it. I'm still working out that detail. At this point in my grand plans I need somebody good with Apple products, interested in research and making things (kind of like MacGyver) as well as taking notes and possibly getting a bit artsy. Looking for someone approximately six hours a week but that could increase overtime. también si hablas español está bueno porque yo quiero aprender.