Dental Assistant (Not A Turd)

Are you tired of reading ads looking for a “rockstar”? Same.

Rockstars are expected to bear more than their fair share of the burden. That’s some big pressure. At Riverbend Family Dental, we aren’t looking for a rockstar. We are just looking for a dental assistant who is confident in his/herself and their ability to do their job. We’d appreciate if you’re pleasant to be around as a coworker, because that’s always a plus. The days are long if your coworker is a turd, so turds need not apply.

But you’re not a turd. You’re a good dental assistant. If you weren’t, you would have stopped reading this 2 paragraphs ago. We bet you’d like to work with nice people like Sophie. She’s our patient coordinator. She sings randomly and always has a Starbees in hand. Dustyne is pretty cool, too- she started as a patient coordinator, but is now our Jack of All Trades. She assists in the back, helps with instruments and rooms, inserts movie quotes into awkward silences. She does it all. You’ll have to tolerate Dr. Carley, though. She has a weird sense of humor- hence this advertisement. It may be strange, but it made you look!

If you’re still reading this, you’re weird enough to fit in at Riverbend Family Dental. It’s ok- it’s better to be weird than to be a turd. Reply to this ad and ask us about compensation and benefits because they depend on the applicant- a dental assisting license is a requirement for this job. We are open M-W 8-5 and Th 8-5, but we have some flexibility. Embrace the weird!