Dental Hygienist Unicorn

We’ve heard it said that there are these mythical creatures that exist called Hygienists. They are difficult to find, tricky to catch, and almost impossible to hold on to! Legend has it that you can identify a hygienist in the wild because they smell faintly of fluoride and have the occasional blob of prophy paste stuck to their glasses.

Riverbend Family Dental in St. Paul is in search of one of these Unicorn-like magic beings. We prefer that you not stab our patients with your unicorn horn- we have Montana Jacks for that. Dr. Carley was a hygienist before she was a dentist, but our patients would be grateful for a hygienist who doesn’t give them an accidental hydrofacial with the ultrasonic like she does.

The patients that see us are very much accustomed to Dr. Carley’s odd sense of humor and the patient coordinator Sophie’s random singing. There’s also Dustyne, who assists Dr. Carley and could probably have an entire conversation in movie quotes. Dustyne is having a baby soon, so we could use a Unicorn Hygienist and a Mermaid Assistant while we are at it- those seem equally hard to catch, so if you know one, please tell them about the weirdos at Riverbend Family Dental.

Our office is open M-W 8-5 and Th 8-2, but we would be open to a full or part-time Unicorn. I didn’t specify compensation or benefits because it depends on the Unicorn.

If you made it this far reading this weird as hell advertisement, you might like us. You can call, e-mail, or text the office, but not with your resume. It jumbles up our remote front desk employee, Tino, in Zimbabwe who could accidentally think you’re from a dating website. You never know. Just reply directly to this ad if you’d like to know more!