Lead Plumber

I NEED A LEAD PLUMBER. I NEED SOMEONE WHO WILL WORK WITH ME, AND NOT DISAGREE WITH EVERYTHING THAT I SAY. I NEED SOMEONE WHO IS HONEST WITH ME ABOUT HIS SKILLS. I DONT WANT TO FIND OUT IN 2 WEEKS THAT YOU ARE NOT EVERYTHING THAT YOU SAID YOU ARE. I DONT WANT NOSE RINGS, EAR GAUGES, OR LIP PEIRCINGS. I SHOWER AND SHAVE EVERY DAY AND I EXPECT YOU TO DO THE SAME. IF I SENSE THAT YOU ARE A DRUG ADDICT OR AN ALCHOHOLIC, YOU WILL BE SENT HOME FOREVER. IF YOU CAN TELL THAT I HAVE BEEN BURNED BY MORE THAN ONE PLUMBER (POSER), THEN YOU WILL UNDERSTAND MY FRANKNESS IN THIS POSTING. IM A GOOD BOSS, WITH A REPUTABLE COMPANY. COME AND JOIN ME. THANK YOU