These Job Posts Suck. Ours Doesn't. (Creative hybrid role)

Alright — this isn’t your average “help wanted” post.

I run a NYC-based storefront window cleaning brand called Hearts Window Cleaning.

It’s real work — we clean glass for real businesses. But there’s more to it. The brand’s got personality. We’ve got a mascot, Lovehandle. Merch is coming. Content’s loading.

About Hearts

Storefront window cleaning company with a retro, uniformed look

Off-kilter brand voice — confident, a little weird, and always sharp

Well-produced comedy skits and character-based content (shoutout to Bucket Bob)

We clean for downtown restaurants, boutiques, and brands that help shape the culture of New York — and yeah, sometimes the deli too

Known for clean glass, good taste, and not taking ourselves too seriously

Somewhere between a window cleaning company and a media company in disguise