Light Assembly

Are you looking for an exciting fast paced environment? Well this ain't it! We manufacture and analyze radon test kits. It's not hard work, but it is repetitive. Once you learn it, you can do it with one hand tied behind your back while saying the alphabet backwards. ( Not really, two hands are required and the alphabet thing is surprisingly hard to do. ) Some people hate it, some people love it, and others don't mind as long as they get their paycheck every week.

- We also have limited operations on Saturdays, and there is a shift differential additional hourly pay if you choose to work on a Saturday.

Requirements:

Count to 10

Understand spoken English

Two hands

Bonus:

The ability to tell stories while working. It's not exciting work, but telling stories about how you lost your hand fighting a bear for the smores when you went camping helps pass the time. ( We wouldn't hire you though, because 2 hands really are required. )