Trademark and Patent Attorney

I know this is a long shot but you never know. I am a graphics mar/com guy so ideas are always coming by. I am personally developing a gag panel series that I am desiring to bring to market. I provide design work and also, to get me out from behind the computer, I do stump grinding. I would like to find someone who would be open to trade. I am also a published author with 35 years of experience. Please respond via email.