Bank Account Monitor

I need to hire someone to monitor my bank account. They will ensure that I don’t buy alcohol or make cash withdrawals. The penalty I’ll face if I do is my being forced to donate $50,000 to charity (The American Heart Association). They’ll check my account each week and we’ll sign a contract that ensures they must check the account and punish me is necessary. We’ll need a lawyer and a notary.

I have other similar jobs to offer as well.

The pay for this one is $15/week.